PROFILE IMAGE: This is the face of a guy who you seriously do not want to screw around with. I'm not in the habit of threatening people. I don't issue threats, I make things happen. Do we have an understanding? A man with a human thighbone is not to be taken lightly. Kickings available on request (or if you irritate me). Warning: home invaders will have their skulls cracked.
BIOGRAPHICAL: British citizen, born in London in 1967 who has spent much of his life living between the U.K. and the United States. I hold both British and American citizenship. I've wanted to be an astronaut since an early age but sadly my inability to be able to do math, to say nothing of my financial status prevented me from joining any of the space programmes (I may enjoy fantasy, but I'm a realist and frankly it would never happen and I accepted that at an early age).
In my twenties I was a hell raiser, pub-crawler, just out of have a good time (see: King, Gary, Re: The World's End) yeah, I'm that sad - deal with it. I spent a lot of time in Texas, and later in my thirties on a lot of time in Oklahoma (where two world-class assholes decided to maliciously and sadistically lampoon me in some unauthorized and slanderous podcast (they know who they are and if they do it again, they will be paying me a very large amount of money in damages)). Later still I moved to Michigan, but that never worked out to moved back to the United Kingdom and to the misery of unemployment, welfare, and the bloody awful British weather.
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Winchester, Hampshire, UK.
STATUS: Disabled, on welfare (but if the authorities had their way, they would have me working - I am mentally messed up and physically disabled in such a way that I am in pain ALL of the time and the fucking painkillers do not work at all anymore meaning that I'm pissed off pretty much MOST of the time and have no time for assholes or people who think I'm perfectly capable of working. Working? I can barely stand up for ten minutes without my feet feeling as if I'm standing on hot coals and my back locking up and that is the LEAST of my problems, ATOS). But by far my biggest problem is my own personal hell of a high functioning bi-polar condition, which means that some days I wake to find the world a weird, twisted and fucked up version of itself in which I feel as if I'VE DIED and everyone else on the planet has died right along with me and well, I feel downright suicidal ... and on other, less intense days I merely feel suicidal. Yes, the 'fun' never ends with mental health problems!
MUSIC: Eighties, Seventies, Movie and Television Scores and Incidental Music (with emphasis on science fiction). Music as used by Oracle, 4-Tel, Ceefax in the Eighties. I collect old scores and soundtracks - mainly for movies.
INTERESTS: Science and Technologies, Aviation (with emphasis on World War I and II), Spaceflight, Science Fiction, History (predominately the ancient world), Parapsychology, UFOlogy, The Unexplained.
ENTERTAINMENT: Alternative Comedy (Spike Milligan, The Young Ones, Bottom, Mr. Bean, Blackadder, Chelmsford 123, The Brittas Empire, Dad's Army, Spitting Image, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Drop the Dead Donkey, Whose line Is It Anyway?, Little Britain, Hyperdrive, SPACED, Miranda, Mrs. Brown's Boys, etc) and from the American market: 'Titus' (Christopher Titus), American Dad, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Bevis and Butthead. Science Fiction with interest in Gerry Andersons Thunderbirds, Joe 90, Stingray, SPACE 1999, Terrahawks. Farscape, Lexx, Star Wars, Star Trek, (classic) Battlestar Galactica, (classic) Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. I also enjoy older comedies, such as Laurel and Hardy, Harold Lloyd, Abbott and Costello, Carry On (movies) and action-adventure movies, with the Dirty Harry, Die Hard and Deathwish series high up there - and horror, such as (original) The Fog, They Live, The Thing (re-make), etc.
GAMING: Acornsoft ELITE (retro-gaming on BBC Micro emulator), ELITE: Dangerous, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto IV (The Lost and Damned, The Ballard of Gay Tony), Grand Theft Auto V, Wolfenstein: The New Order, Skyrim/The Elder Scrolls, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Saints Row the Third, Saints Row IV, Rogue Trooper, Star Wars: Jedi Knight II - Jedi Outcast, Star Wars: Jedi Academy, Quake III, DOOM (original, I was there in TX where and when it began)
READING: Historical, Fantasy, Science Fiction (Harry Harrison, Larry Niven), Comedy (Spike Milligan, Douglas Adams) but prefer comic books with emphasis on 2000A.D. and Judge Dredd: The Megazine (IPC publishing, now Rebellion). History, Philosophy Psychology, Law and an interest in the human condition.
FAVORITE ARTISTS: Carlos Ezquerra , Brian Bolland
OPERATING SYSTEM: Windows 7 64-Bit and Windows XP
MP3 PLAYER: Destiny Media Player
PERSONAL QUOTE: ''If something is worth doing well, it's worth giving it to a professional and keeping the amateurs out of it as they'll only foul it up.''
WISHING: The BBC would re-release STAR COPS on DVD.
WARNING: I am very protective of the work in my catalogue (gallery) and rabidly WILL PURSUE LEGAL ACTION (prosecution) of any person, party or company which utilizes individual designs, elements, concepts or any other material from this site irrespective of use or purpose. You are welcome to look at the material but you may not under any circumstances use or adapt any of my work for your own ends. The material is protected by INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS and copyright. Failure to accept this will lead to my seeking high value damages against the offending party. I've been operating as an independent technical artist specializing in blueprint style illustration for more than thirty years and have associates worldwide who can provide evidence to that end should I need to prove it.